I just came across this biased post and thought a reply was needed. You may want to read it to get the context.
1 ) The beef is free as beer. You just have to get out of the door, find a beef, collect it and take it home. Then you can kill it and cook it with ultimate flexibility.
2 ) a properly conserved beef will last years. No need to buy a new chicken to upgrade your fridge every week.
3 ) If you have been told the beef is for russian communists think again. It’s from-the-bottom capitalism. No mega-chicken corporation to deal with.
4 ) Chicken can’t fly, everybody knows that. Beef will soon be cloud ready. Really. Believe me.
5 ) Beef has a king share in butcher stores.
6 ) Beefs run faster than chickens.
7 ) You can make chicken run on a beef. Show me the opposite if you can.
8 ) My mom loves beef. She can cook one by herself. She just needed a little help from me to capture one.
Please stop this disinformation. 2010 will be the year of the beef on the table.
> You can make chicken run on a beef. Show me the opposite if you can.
That was hilarious. Thanks!
you may not be able to run beef on a chicken, but thanks to the kitchenware developed by the beef gatherers, you can now cook beef inside chicken, it just doesn’t taste anywhere near as good as fresh beef.
Also, even if your fridge comes with a 6-yr supply of chicken, you can still upgrade to a life-time supply of beef that will improve your fridge-using experience at any time. Find one beef, and it will keep you up to date with the latest super-tasty versions every few months, for free.
I have no doubt that your mom loves beef
What, only these two! What a fail dichotomy. Why must I be limited to just these two proprietary means of nourishment. Dependent on a butcher as they are. I will stick to my principles and use only freely available open source fruits and vegetables that I can pick from the tree or pull from the ground as I see fit. Enough of the carnivore tyranny! down with the meat eaters!!!
I dn’t think the original post was biased. It was very tongue in cheek.
uh, I meant to say false dichotomy. Guess it was my grammar that failed, and yes I meant this post in jest:)
@Justin: well, there’s those freak CarrotsBSD consumers. I’d steer away from them, they’re just a handful of communists claiming meat is crap.
@Stefano, Well that makes sense, after all a carrot is basically just a /root
Lettuce pray. Rest in peas, and apple pi for dessert.
Does no one have a sense of humor? That supposedly “biased” post was actually a joke, meant to mock those who keep claiming that “Linux is not ready for the desktop” (despite the abundant evidence that it IS ready, and has been for a while).
@Richard: oh, thanks for opening my eyes
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Apple is more nutritious and delicious than beef on the table, too sad it’s more expensive too…
@MAC: apple is just sugar. Sweet but.. if you want to get shit done, you need proteins !
lol. Nice comment by Justin! But, @Stefano…. even in humour, apple ain’t THAT protien lacking! Actually…. Both Beef and Apple DO lack ready Glucose supplies (Gaming!).
Hang on a second… Are you guys talking about operating systems?
Operating systems!! whaaa? You mean I have been wasting my time for the last 24 hours trying to shoe horne this chicken into my 486?
Oh man, you guys have me in tears laughing so hard! Other folks in the lab are looking at me like I’ve lost my mind…which I probably have but for other reasons…
I say, uh, beef hot links!
Oh, I should add context to that last line, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8_wr0tGP_0